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pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

gif:

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

smokeporch:

Girls Only, jk kinda!

tastefullyoffensive:

[happyplace]

ewereka:

mater—tua:

skrillexualseduction:

That cat. It is my spirital animal.

DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

IT’S SO DISAPPOINTED THAT IT FALLS DOWN

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING